Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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