Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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