we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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