Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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