it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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