the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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