i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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