Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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