Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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