thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This is classic penis vs brain.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Randomize
