Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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