think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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