East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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