Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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