Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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