Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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