I want to make a zoo with you.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We talked him into tasing himself.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She needs sedatives and a leash
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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