We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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