awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
His hands were made for my vagina.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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