I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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