Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
