I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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