i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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