Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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