When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The air taste purple.
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