dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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