Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
