My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you win again, gameday.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
