fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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