McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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