Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I supernannyed him into submission
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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