Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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