Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Randomize