ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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