and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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