He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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