my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Everclear isn't food dammit
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
