I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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