My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..