why do cheetos always look like penises
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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