problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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