i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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