whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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