Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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