Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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