I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You made out with two different species that night
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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