I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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