I wish I could teleport
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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