he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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