is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Randomize
