Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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