? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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