There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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