david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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