What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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