Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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