whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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