Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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