i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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