When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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