I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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