I'm drive I can fine osifer
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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