Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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