Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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