We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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