Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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