i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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