Those balls look pretty dangerous.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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